Posted in LIFE in general

The Best Human Life Cycle

In my next life I want to live my life backwards.

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.

You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, and then you are ready for high school.

You then go to primary school, you become a kid, and you play.

You have no responsibilities; you become a baby until you are born.

And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm

 

Author – Anonymous

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Source: http://www.onlymyhealth.com/damage-sperm-mental-health-children-due-stress-1371193640

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Posted in Just messing with my mind

Random musings of someone confused..

Don’t let yourself get caught in a situation where you reach the dead end..

Remember that some things once done can never be undone.. and consequences remain the product of your actions ..

Don’t let yourself be entangled in a trap, into a web of lies and deceit..

Remember that everyone even yourself have the capacity to fib every once in a while..

Don’t let yourself be off guard for anything or anyone with the capacity to hurt you..

Don’t let down your defenses just so you could have yourself exposed to others..

Don’t let others have the power to bend you at their own will..

For others to have any effect on you to even function normally

Everyone has a weakness, but acknowledging that weakness only makes it stronger..

If you possess poor judgment of character then be very wary of anyone who can abuse you..

You can only limit yourself for as long as you want to be.. For as long as you let others manipulate your emotions, your actions, your thoughts..

You don’t have to feel anything right away.. let it pass for awhile.. let it go..

Because if you hold on too much, you give away too much reflecting so much of your vulnerability..

Handing over your transparency in the process.. Leaving you wide open to hurt and disappointments..

Never let it get to your head no matter how beautiful it is to your ears.. no matter how tempting..

You will yourself to take control of your life.. to everything that gives a chance for others to hold against you..

Always look out for yourself and your well being.. You should always come first.. Love yourself first..

Take into account always that respect begets respect.. so when you learn to respect your whole self then others will follow suit..

Never let anyone have the upper hand over your capability to love with all your heart yet maintain the audacity to withdraw expectations.

To give love and to open yourself to love.. that is a risk you must take.. all the above points would all be for naught if you throw caution in the air..

Love is dangerous. And so is everything else.. You learn therefore you live..